Gym Pet Peeves

There is a group of kids like that everywhere at every gym. There is a private "strength-club" around here but you have to have a sit-down with owner before they decide if you are allowed to join. They also give you a key or key card or something so you can train whenever you want. They just don't want an slackers or anything. All new equipment I'm told also.

Now that would be a place I'd like to join as I'm no slouch and take no crap from those snippy young whippersnappers. I had my share of ranting at a few of them in my current gym lol so a good solid "Fuck Off" suffices ;)
 
Today I saw a guy intentionally throw weights down in the gym today and proceed to jump up and shadow box in the mirror. It really fucking bothered me.
 
In the old gym I went they used bring a bunch of kids from a group home for special needs kids and such. Those kids behaved better the some of the same aged kids that sometimes come in the gym where I am now.
 
In the old gym I went they used bring a bunch of kids from a group home for special needs kids and such. Those kids behaved better the some of the same aged kids that sometimes come in the gym where I am now.

Lol.....I believe it.
 
1) Work the equipment or get off and out of the way, talk outside, unless your working which your not working hard enough if your talking!
2) Rack your weights
3) Don't stare at the girls asses well not like a fucking pedophile! Were gonna appreciate them thats different!
4) If you moaning like your taking it up the ass, please have some weight on the machine, bar etc.
5) Wipe the shit down when your done!
 
MIne is cell phones and these damn selfies. Just the other day I’m standing there waiting for the peck deck and I felt like I was at a photographers studio. I go to train not take pics and talk on the phone.
 
I don’t get that shit either. I’ve seen some of the old fuckers shave & brush their teeth with their junk all flopping around.
I got on one guys case because he’d put his bare ass right on the bench instead of on a towel.
I didn’t want to sit down to put my shoes on and put my hand right where his asshole had been.
LOL...no shit, who the fuck does that shit...put something under your greasy nasty ass!...I once saw one of those old crusty fuckers resting their slong right on the edge of the sink as they combed their skullet...

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I cant stand when people superset all over the gym,taking up 4-5 spots at once like they are the only one in the gym.
 
This is definitely my top pet peeves. This is sure to be a good read. Subbed lol


High school kids that come in thinking they’re hot shit, walk with their arms out like their carrying luggage and are red in the face from puffing their chests out and not exhaling.

Dude that’s come in with matching shoes and hats, big ass earrings, and cologne, and sit around on machines taking selfies. Fuckin goons.

People that snicker and stare at that fatass on the treadmill. They’re in there doing the work, subjecting themselves to an uncomfortable environment to live a healthier life ya fuckin assholes, and frankly that’s more impressive to me that you’re depleted, starved physique.

Lastly, trainers giving poor advice, or trainers that are lazy and don’t try to get their client fired up and motivated to keep going. They just walk along side them, or stand there watching. You’re time is not cheap, please make an effort and give this lady her monies worth and help her make the changes she wants.

What worse than the unmotivated trainer walking along side the client? When the trainer has absolutely no muscle tone. The client had to wonder how I get stuck with this fucking deadbeat loser
 
Modern gyms just bother me in general, all the way around. Now I used to go in 1979-1983 to a hardcore "Mikes Gym" in Massachusetts.
Just hardcore like the times, no fluff, all serious trainers. Late 80's/early 90's was a Gold's also in MA, again, all hardcore trainers and equipment.

Fast FWD to today, even the people I like at the gym still dont know what they are doing. (Most).
They setup stuff all over the gym, in different area's and are "using it" even if they dont come back for 10 mins, hows someone supposed to know?

Old school super sets were normally done right there, near each other, same body-part, different exercises. Now I see people with leg press setup, then over to tricep cable, then over to decline bench, then into ab room, then on to something else,
Just tying everything up... Sucks.. Thanks god I go at 5 AM, only a few folks there, other wise we wouldn't go and would suffer in the cold garage...
I like my cold garage gym, wife does not :)
 
All the above = Lovely Gym ettiquite.., Lol..!

I like #4.

Shit, just week B4 last was doing close grip on smith, my towel at the head end of bench bar well.loaded, my shaker cup & a water sitting there, went to piss,. As I approach .Achine for final.set or two, kid thinks he wants to take the bench & move it over to an open area for himself, throws the little white towel on ground , proceeds to grab handle on bench Me : " whoa, whoa who WTF..? sure just throw my fuckin towel.on the ground, I says look, I have Fucking gym ettiquite, alot of yous "do not" see the bar is loaded, I empty the bar when done, of course I'm using it..!

Gets all nervous, says sorry walks away with tail between legs. The Nerve..!

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Id be pissed too. Like thats why i left the towel there so you dumb fucks know its in use

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People that stand directly in front of the dumbbells. People are trying to walk threw and grab/rerack their dumbbells but can’t because your dumbass is standing right in the way! Grab your dumbbells you need and step the fuck back!
 
People that stand directly in front of the dumbbells. People are trying to walk threw and grab/rerack their dumbbells but can’t because your dumbass is standing right in the way! Grab your dumbbells you need and step the fuck back!
Especially when its right in front of you and you know they know u working there

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