Ultimate Bodybuilding Joke
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01dragonslayer
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D'oh. A little corny but not bad X.
01dragonslayer
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I would stick to your day job though.
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Give you credit for throwing it out there
I’ll take a stab at a joke just to take the pressure off you ha ha (can’t take credit)
A massive bodybuilder befriends a pretty girl at a local bar. After several drinks and hours of conversation, the two decide to leave and head back to his place. After making out in the bedroom for a while, he stands up and starts to undress. After removing his shirt, he flexes his muscles and says, "See here, baby? That is 1000 pounds of dynamite." She starts to drool, itching with anticipation. The bodybuilder drops his pants next and says, "See these, baby? These legs are 1000 pounds of dynamite." At this point, she is aching to get started. Lastly, he takes of his boxers. The woman screams, grabs her purse, and runs towards the door. He catches her before she can leave and asks what the problem is. She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you could blow at any second!"
I’ll take a stab at a joke just to take the pressure off you ha ha (can’t take credit)
A massive bodybuilder befriends a pretty girl at a local bar. After several drinks and hours of conversation, the two decide to leave and head back to his place. After making out in the bedroom for a while, he stands up and starts to undress. After removing his shirt, he flexes his muscles and says, "See here, baby? That is 1000 pounds of dynamite." She starts to drool, itching with anticipation. The bodybuilder drops his pants next and says, "See these, baby? These legs are 1000 pounds of dynamite." At this point, she is aching to get started. Lastly, he takes of his boxers. The woman screams, grabs her purse, and runs towards the door. He catches her before she can leave and asks what the problem is. She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you could blow at any second!"
MotorCityMuscleMachine
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Gotcha beat in fewer words & right to the punch..!
I once had this gal, wanted me to give her six inches & hurt her, so I fucked her "Twice" & hit her in the head with a stick.
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Lmao ... cliff notes version
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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to do it and two to chant "you're looking huge man, you're looking huge!"
Three. One to do it and two to chant "you're looking huge man, you're looking huge!"
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At my work, it's supposed to be how many electrician's...!
3, one to hold the bulb, 2 to spin the Ladder...!
Silly Wabbit..!
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What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his protein tub?
No whey!
No whey!
MotorCityMuscleMachine
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Where da Scoop go mon..? No scoop.
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I don't always take a rest day but when I do, It's to give the weights a day off.
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Cuz he's the "Slayer" not just of Fire, & Dragons, but Rules the IRON Too..! Kill It...!
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What does a bodybuilder think before he deadlifts?
Don't Fart....Don't Fart.....
Don't Fart....Don't Fart.....
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