Facebook surrogate

[Ulamalop]

Ok....I have a Facebook account...whatever...but Mrs. U has one too and over the years, she's amassed a collection of middle aged manic depressants and I inadvertently get exposed to their selfie laden posts. In the spirit of happy wife / happy life I'm going to post here what I have to fight off posting on FB with every fiber of my being.

Broad 1: "Here's my new hair style"...Friends: "Oh you look wonderful" , "You're so pretty"....Me: "If your plan was to attract men, something went horribly wrong. Add some green vivids and you'd look just like The Joker.

Broad 2: "Why can't I find a nice guy who will worship me"....Friends: "You deserve one", "You're a winner"....Me: "Maybe if you stopped constantly shitting, moaning, and pissing, you would; Oh and you're too fat."

Broad 3: "I got a great deal on these pants"....Friends "You look beautiful", "Hey Hey sexy girl"....Me: "Yikes! Are you turned all the way around or is your butt on backwards?"

Broad 4: "here's me and my new man out on the town:...Friends "You two look great" , "I'm glad he sees how special you are"...Me: "Let's see how long it takes for you to fuck this up."


Ahhhh.....God I feel better getting that onto a screen. I will now gladly accept all judgments.

 

[biggc1]

Ok....I have a Facebook account...whatever...but Mrs. U has one too and over the years, she's amassed a collection of middle aged manic depressants and I inadvertently get exposed to their selfie laden posts. In the spirit of happy wife / happy life I'm going to post here what I have to fight off posting on FB with every fiber of my being.

Broad 1: "Here's my new hair style"...Friends: "Oh you look wonderful" , "You're so pretty"....Me: "If your plan was to attract men, something went horribly wrong. Add some green vivids and you'd look just like The Joker.

Broad 2: "Why can't I find a nice guy who will worship me"....Friends: "You deserve one", "You're a winner"....Me: "Maybe if you stopped constantly shitting, moaning, and pissing, you would; Oh and you're too fat."

Broad 3: "I got a great deal on these pants"....Friends "You look beautiful", "Hey Hey sexy girl"....Me: "Yikes! Are you turned all the way around or is your butt on backwards?"

Broad 4: "here's me and my new man out on the town:...Friends "You two look great" , "I'm glad he sees how special you are"...Me: "Let's see how long it takes for you to fuck this up."


Ahhhh.....God I feel better getting that onto a screen. I will now gladly accept all judgments.

The shit makes me wanna throw up!

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[Flowhand1]

What in the fuck is going on here ����

 

[Ulamalop]

What in the fuck is going on here ����

Obviously a bro without a Facebook addicted wife....

 

[Flowhand1]

Obviously a bro without a Facebook addicted wife....

O I could tell you some stories brotha. I’ve shattered 2 phones from that stuff

 

[cdb_76]

Ok....I have a Facebook account...whatever...but Mrs. U has one too and over the years, she's amassed a collection of middle aged manic depressants and I inadvertently get exposed to their selfie laden posts. In the spirit of happy wife / happy life I'm going to post here what I have to fight off posting on FB with every fiber of my being.

Broad 1: "Here's my new hair style"...Friends: "Oh you look wonderful" , "You're so pretty"....Me: "If your plan was to attract men, something went horribly wrong. Add some green vivids and you'd look just like The Joker.

Broad 2: "Why can't I find a nice guy who will worship me"....Friends: "You deserve one", "You're a winner"....Me: "Maybe if you stopped constantly shitting, moaning, and pissing, you would; Oh and you're too fat."

Broad 3: "I got a great deal on these pants"....Friends "You look beautiful", "Hey Hey sexy girl"....Me: "Yikes! Are you turned all the way around or is your butt on backwards?"

Broad 4: "here's me and my new man out on the town:...Friends "You two look great" , "I'm glad he sees how special you are"...Me: "Let's see how long it takes for you to fuck this up."


Ahhhh.....God I feel better getting that onto a screen. I will now gladly accept all judgments.

^^^🤣🤣... Your answer to broad #3.. that is classic!

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[BigOiron]

Ive never had a Facebook this is why

 

[Nutpuncher]

Ok....I have a Facebook account...whatever...but Mrs. U has one too and over the years, she's amassed a collection of middle aged manic depressants and I inadvertently get exposed to their selfie laden posts. In the spirit of happy wife / happy life I'm going to post here what I have to fight off posting on FB with every fiber of my being.

Broad 1: "Here's my new hair style"...Friends: "Oh you look wonderful" , "You're so pretty"....Me: "If your plan was to attract men, something went horribly wrong. Add some green vivids and you'd look just like The Joker.

Broad 2: "Why can't I find a nice guy who will worship me"....Friends: "You deserve one", "You're a winner"....Me: "Maybe if you stopped constantly shitting, moaning, and pissing, you would; Oh and you're too fat."

Broad 3: "I got a great deal on these pants"....Friends "You look beautiful", "Hey Hey sexy girl"....Me: "Yikes! Are you turned all the way around or is your butt on backwards?"

Broad 4: "here's me and my new man out on the town:...Friends "You two look great" , "I'm glad he sees how special you are"...Me: "Let's see how long it takes for you to fuck this up."


Ahhhh.....God I feel better getting that onto a screen. I will now gladly accept all judgments.

The psychology on Facebook scares me. I especially feel sorry for folks that gets scammed on FB. I'll admit I almost sent funds via WU because I was tempted by the pics of the variety of goodies, the insane gallon zip lock baggie nearly full of "skittles" and how cool the packaging/labeling on int'l products.

Some folks can't handle the truth.

 

[Ulamalop]

^^^����... Your answer to broad #3.. that is classic!

That's what the under the belt line pouch on some fatties look like...a butt on backwards. And these sycophants praise them for it....